Just don't feel like a moonless outing. Beach Sand and more sand and sand for a week when you get back into the car. Beach Stumbling through the unsteady, partly soggy, plant runner snaggy landscape. Beach Feel the ooze of a fresh dog turd rise up between your toes. Beach Avoid the crazy guy that's been in the dunes since dusk. Beach Dodge the stray volleyball from the ripped 3-brain-cell Euros. Beach Detach the runaway mutt from your groin. Beach Lookout! Don't step on the discarded needle - Oh wait - we're not on Bondi. Beach Can't see the deadly jellyfish Beach Sonnaova Beach Motherfuckin' Beach